Dr. Chan

Today I've visited Dr. Chan.
not Jammy but Elvis.
he's a physiotherapist and he looks like the ku fu star 羅莽。
this is the first time i visited him so he asked me quite a lot of questions.

E: do u have any health problem?
M: do u consider flu?

E: have u done any surgery b4?
M: i did.. what abt middle ear infection?
E: ooo.. that doesn't count...

E: do u have regular exercise?
M: hmmm i did once a week.
E: what did u do?
M: i just have a walk w/ my friends at the park for AN HOUR!
E: .... okay... that don't really count... what else?
M: sometimes i went swimming... for FIVE min, does it count?
E: ... well... do u think taking a shower is also exercise?

E: so.. what's wrong w/ your knee?
M: i feel like it's "移位".
E: !? but u can still walk...!?

dr. chan started to twist my neck n i m so scare...
M: will my head be twisted off?
E: noooo.. not that easy... if i did, i dunno how to glue it back for your mom....

E: where do u study your phd?
M: ubc..
E: oh.. that's so close, i work there in the morning.
M: oh.. that's your "分店"?
E: hor hor hor, don't call it like that.. so ugly...

after he finished teaching me how to do exercise, he walk away n close the curtain and leaving me sitting on the bed.
M: can i leave now?
E: yes, u r dismissed.