My Peak Productivity

好鹹呀

我：媽，呢啖蝦仁炒蛋好鹹呀. . .
媽：哎呀，係Ｄ鹽唔好
我（心想）：乜唔係你撈唔暈咩？

Can you resist the temptation of a marshmallow?

Tell a 4-year old kid not to eat the marshmallow for 15 min. Then shut the door and leave the room.
one-third of the kids eat the marshmallow right away.
another third eat it w/in the next 14 min.
less than one-third can resist.

These kids, after they grow up, are those who "succeed" academically and in jobs coz they can self-control, delay of instant gratification....

Friends, try it on your kids and let me know the result!!!

Girls talk on "how to treat your bf"

During class "break", we saw our classmate playing a video game that has gundam in it.

I know my honey likes gundam so I asked him to send me the site.

Then comes the conversation:

E: hey mandy, why would you send this to wayne?
M: coz he likes gundam.
E: well, then he'll focus on playing the video game and not spending time with you. Look at michael, he's not spending time with his gf anymore and see how focus he is.
M: you are right...

Smart one

My class was conducting a lab activity to measure the volume of several objects.

One of the questions was:
What item had the largest volume? Explain.

The student's answer:
The tissue box has the largest volume because it is large in the inside in order to fit the tissues.

I can't stop laughing and this reason has filled my day!

當「祝福」變成「咒詛」

爸爸跟我說今年唔好祝人「恭喜發財」同埋「財源廣進」。

原因：「財」跟「裁」同音。「恭喜發財」變成「恭喜快裁」；「財源廣進」變成「裁員廣進」。

一直以來都覺得恭喜人發財並非好事，如今人人以為是「祝福」的「發財」居然聯想為「快裁」。「恭喜發財」終於變為「咒詛」了。哈哈！

豬肝補氣

十二月放大假時開始了追看「珠光寶氣」。

點知中醫叫我多吃點豬肝，補鐵質，補血氣，無咁易暈。

真係要「豬肝補氣」。

When you try to understand the ice berg below the sea level...

日本名

以前聽過有人叫自己做：

根本英俊

伯父一向食野好快，上次同親戚食飯，風趣的伯娘說伯父的日本名是：

食野太郎

笑死我。

Tempera Chopstick Stand

The most creative chopstick stand... ever...

Einstein's Meal Preview - Playdough

These two weeks, I'll be working with two fun little ladies in the morning. To have some fun with them, we did something that's going to happen in the Einstein's Meal class~~ Making *edible* playdough!!!

That's what we made and the ladies are selling them!

snow snowman

cute turtle...

nice braid?

Einstein's Meal class is still taking application for age 9-13 in the August Section... but spaces are limited.. Register soon!

肌肉︱伴碟

媽：唔知隻手做咩呢到有舊野凸起咗
我：媽，這舊叫做肌肉

我：爸，你有否想過把這棵菜切開佢？(等佢唔駛長過我條脷)
爸：哎呀，我有想過，不過出面街吃那些也是成棵放在碟旁嘛
我：爸，那些叫做伴碟（不是吃的）

深深淺淺

對於補習學生來說，每一條題目不是easy(淺)，就是difficult(深)。

面對淺的題目，做得好開心，又會因太淺而唔做住。

面對深的題目，會拗哂頭，發脾氣，唔肯學，唔肯做。

我又係咪咁呢？

fumehood

hahhahaha!! i missed my fumehood =P

電話號碼

温哥華的電話號碼有七個字，有一條中文熱線給免費查詢服務叫七三八，因為個電話是，七三八八八八八。近來服務員是一把男聲，應該是新人，所以有小小慢半拍，有時令我摸不著頭腦。

七三八哥哥：喂七三八

我：唔該釣X台酒家幾號電話

七三八哥哥（隔了三秒）：三三三

我（等了三秒他都無聲出我惟有俾點反應）：係

七三八哥哥：係三三三

（我心想：唔係咁驚得「三三三」三個字呱？定係我耳仔有問題他講完我聽唔到？）

我：係三三三

七三八哥哥（好似終於睡醒）：係三三三，九七三九

我：啊，唔該

The downward spiral~~~

Go Go Green

四腳車

媽：我有朋友回流，有架車想賣，係suzuki的四腳車
爸：四腳車？
我：哈哈哈！是四驅車啊！
榮：聽得明就算啦！

功夫？

我要去麥當當買早餐給男朋友吃：

媽：你可以去「功夫」嗎？
我：「功夫」？
媽：是啊！go through!
我：啊，go through...媽，那些叫"drive through"呀！
媽：呵呵呵！

mistake?