Phone call to India

ooooooooh man!!!!!!!!
i tried 6 times to call to india.
i hate my long d company.
i hate my phone.
i hate my english.
i listened 3 times b4 i realized that the receptionist was speaking ENGLISH to me.
n i guessed it took her 4 times b4 she realized i m speaking ENGLISH to her.
it took me another 2 times for me to figure out what she's talking to me.
it probably took her another 2 times for her to figure out what i was talking to her.
i appreciated my patience.
i appreciated her patience.....tooo.