Attempt to drive

As I was not using the car last night, I encourage my mom to drive to church.
In the morning, she asked me: "ah man, is the right one for gas and the left one for brake?"
me: arr.. yes.
mom: so u use your right leg for that...
me: right.
mom: so where do u put your left leg?
me: hmmmm u can "q chu" your right leg....
mom: hor hor hor~~~
The end of last night: my mom got a ride from someone to fellowship....